Torchwood Season 4 Detractor Bingo

[lullabelle]

Earlier this evening, I foolishly let myself get pulled into this swirling abyss of wank. I decided that next time I want to be prepared.

If you're not looking forward to the new season, it's cool. A lot of people aren't. If you're not up for a gentle sporking, however, you may want to give this a pass.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Dude. RTD lives vicariously through Gwen. Which is obvi why Gwack will happen. Second-hand Jack sexxin.

BRB, drinking.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

(I now want to find pictures of RTD's footwear, btdubs.)

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

Does this mean he wishes he had a Rhys at home? And an Owen to make terrible terrible mistakes with? And A FANTASTIC SELECTION OF BLACK T-SHIRTS? AND ALSO CHUCKS?

[iceshade.livejournal.com]

Clearly this should be a drinking game. RTD IS HOMOPHOBIC! TAKE A SHOT!

[azn-jack-fiend.livejournal.com]

If RTD really wanted to do that, why would he even have to do it vicariously? Wouldn't he just... write himself having sex with Jack?

Stephen King did that in one of those Dark Tower books (I mean wrote himself in it, not wrote himself having sex with Jack) and it sold millions.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

I dunno, every time that person commented, one of my brain cells died of sadness.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Or wouldn't he like, make himself a young, handsome Welsh man having sex with Jack?

Cause that would sort of make more sense.

When I have a TV show and write in the Mary Sue to have sex with the male lead, she's going to be just like me!

Except for the fact that she'll be hotter than me, because it's TV!

[iceshade.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hate that people are convinced that either Ianto or Gwen are Mary Sues/self-inserts. ::facepalm::