Head-desking forever.

[lullabelle]

So, I'm working with the owner's son, and two twentysomething guys come to check in.

J: We've got you in a room with one king bed. Did you need a room with two doubles?
Guy: Nah, the one king's fine.
J: Are you sure? We have plenty of two doubles available, and that way you won't have to share.
Guy: *incredulous stare*
J: *blank stare*
Me: HERE ARE YOUR KEYS.

Awkward.

Twenty minutes later:

J: Oh, they were gay!

Sigh.

Comments

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

You know why that's really funny? Almost the exact same thing happened to my ex and I once. This guy could not get his head around why we might have booked a double room with two of us sleeping in it.

"But there's two of you."
"Yes, we know."
"But there's only one bed"
"yes, we know."
"But there's two of you."

It went on like that for some time before he finally stopped arguing with us and I really wish I could have seen the look on his face when he finally twigged.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Hahahaha. What always genuinely baffles me is siblings who choose to sleep in the same bed, even when there are other rooms available. We get them sometimes. I think they're nuts. (But I also have a sister who kicks like a mule.)

[badwolf56.livejournal.com]

I can't understand it either. But I also have a sister who kicks like a mule, so I dunno.