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[lullabelle]

So my morning was going pretty sucky. Heart attack kicked it off, as well as another department on a witch-hunt for the person giving out too many corporate coupons (not me) and harassing me with dumb questions while I'm trying to navigate my way through 110 check-outs on my own, and a woman who closely resembled an aardvark screeched at me in the middle of a full lobby and accused me of lying when I told her there was no management on site right then.

None of this matters. Some stoner just came in off the street and asked me our nightly rate. I told him it was $189. His reply?

"Dude, are you smoking the Kool-Aid?"

ARE YOU SMOKING THE KOOL-AID.

Hysterical laughter ensued. He still has no idea what I thought was so funny. I sent him to the Motel 6.

THIS DAY JUST GOT A BILLION TIMES BETTER.

Comments

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

I had a stoner once come in at like, 5 am and tell me "DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF THEM WELFARE TOMATOES."

STONERS, LOL.



Also, screaming customers are fucking shitty. They're probably my least favourite, next to drunks.

[azn-jack-fiend.livejournal.com]

FYI

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SMOKING THE KOOL-AID.

THAT IS WHAT I'M DOING RONG.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

can one *smoke* kool-aid? i mean, snorting sure, but smoking?