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[lullabelle]

So my morning was going pretty sucky. Heart attack kicked it off, as well as another department on a witch-hunt for the person giving out too many corporate coupons (not me) and harassing me with dumb questions while I'm trying to navigate my way through 110 check-outs on my own, and a woman who closely resembled an aardvark screeched at me in the middle of a full lobby and accused me of lying when I told her there was no management on site right then.

None of this matters. Some stoner just came in off the street and asked me our nightly rate. I told him it was $189. His reply?

"Dude, are you smoking the Kool-Aid?"

ARE YOU SMOKING THE KOOL-AID.

Hysterical laughter ensued. He still has no idea what I thought was so funny. I sent him to the Motel 6.

THIS DAY JUST GOT A BILLION TIMES BETTER.

Comments

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

I had a stoner once come in at like, 5 am and tell me "DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF THEM WELFARE TOMATOES."

STONERS, LOL.



Also, screaming customers are fucking shitty. They're probably my least favourite, next to drunks.

[azn-jack-fiend.livejournal.com]

FYI

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

I think it's time we nuke Yahoo Answers from orbit.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

NO! Not Yahoo Answers. Who am I going to look to the next time I need to know the difference between a woofer and a tweeter (which, it turns out, is not as dirty as it sounds...) or how to self-administer an alcohol enema (which is EXACTLY as dirty as it sounds)?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Fuck, that's an actual thing? I've heard drinking the kool-aid, and smoking the reefer/mary j/wacky tabacky/tampons etc. I thought it was just an addled melding of the two sayings.

I'm actually really disappointed that I'm the dumbass in this equation.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

I don't think you are.

I really, really don't think you are.

He probably did just mess up the two sayings without being aware that somewhere out there on Yahoo Answers some idiot was planning to for SOME FUCKING REASON smoke kool-aid. AGH YAHOO ANSWERS STOP EXISTING.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine's little brother once smoked oregano. We lolled.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT. Ahem.

(I think any highs we felt were probably just a result of the coughing fit.)

[badwolf56.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, oxygen deprivation does tend to make me giddy. *goes to the spice rack*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Lol. *holds breath*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SMOKING THE KOOL-AID.

THAT IS WHAT I'M DOING RONG.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

can one *smoke* kool-aid? i mean, snorting sure, but smoking?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

I didn't think it was possible. Yahoo Answers disagrees. And what Yahoo Answers tells me...