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So my morning was going pretty sucky. Heart attack kicked it off, as well as another department on a witch-hunt for the person giving out too many corporate coupons (not me) and harassing me with dumb questions while I'm trying to navigate my way through 110 check-outs on my own, and a woman who closely resembled an aardvark screeched at me in the middle of a full lobby and accused me of lying when I told her there was no management on site right then.

None of this matters. Some stoner just came in off the street and asked me our nightly rate. I told him it was $189. His reply?

"Dude, are you smoking the Kool-Aid?"

ARE YOU SMOKING THE KOOL-AID.

Hysterical laughter ensued. He still has no idea what I thought was so funny. I sent him to the Motel 6.

THIS DAY JUST GOT A BILLION TIMES BETTER.

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Date: 2010-07-18 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heddychaa.livejournal.com
A friend of mine's little brother once smoked oregano. We lolled.

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Date: 2010-07-18 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/
I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT. Ahem.

(I think any highs we felt were probably just a result of the coughing fit.)

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Date: 2010-07-18 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badwolf56.livejournal.com
Ah yes, oxygen deprivation does tend to make me giddy. *goes to the spice rack*

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Date: 2010-07-18 05:15 pm (UTC)

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