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[lullabelle]

So my morning was going pretty sucky. Heart attack kicked it off, as well as another department on a witch-hunt for the person giving out too many corporate coupons (not me) and harassing me with dumb questions while I'm trying to navigate my way through 110 check-outs on my own, and a woman who closely resembled an aardvark screeched at me in the middle of a full lobby and accused me of lying when I told her there was no management on site right then.

None of this matters. Some stoner just came in off the street and asked me our nightly rate. I told him it was $189. His reply?

"Dude, are you smoking the Kool-Aid?"

ARE YOU SMOKING THE KOOL-AID.

Hysterical laughter ensued. He still has no idea what I thought was so funny. I sent him to the Motel 6.

THIS DAY JUST GOT A BILLION TIMES BETTER.

Comments

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

I don't think you are.

I really, really don't think you are.

He probably did just mess up the two sayings without being aware that somewhere out there on Yahoo Answers some idiot was planning to for SOME FUCKING REASON smoke kool-aid. AGH YAHOO ANSWERS STOP EXISTING.

[heddychaa.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine's little brother once smoked oregano. We lolled.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT. Ahem.

(I think any highs we felt were probably just a result of the coughing fit.)

[badwolf56.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, oxygen deprivation does tend to make me giddy. *goes to the spice rack*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lullabelle_/]

Lol. *holds breath*