Every time I think of this, I giggle.
May. 24th, 2010 06:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lullabelleSo the boss's son is "interning" with us. Again. Ugh.
He's socially awkward, not incredibly bright, stares, and wanders off at inopportune times. I get him 3+ days a week. He needs babysitting. We were operating at zero last summer in terms of staff. Like, the bare minimum we could get away with. This summer we will be working at less than zero, because we survived last summer, obviously we can work harder. I really do not have time to entertain the owner's spoiled adultolescent.
But, anyway. That's not the funny bit. I'm bringing the humor this morning because I'm at work an hour and a half early.
Head maintenance engineer is telling a joke. His jokes are never particularly funny, even when they're not racist or sexist.
A little dirty, but nothing too horrifying...
The joke:
A woman hears news that her grandfather has died at the age of 95. She is understandably upset, and goes to visit her grandmother to find out what happened. Her grandmother tells her that he had a heart attack while they were having sex.
The woman says, "Grandma! You're in your 90's, you shouldn't have been having sex!"
Grandma says, "No, it was fine. We had sex every Sunday to the sound of the church bells. We'd keep rhythm with the bells so it was slow and easy. Everything would have been fine if that damn icecream truck hadn't come by."
...
Groanworthy, right? Not all that funny?
The Intern's reaction: "Oh my god, he got run over!?"
OHMYGODHEGOTRUNOVER. *snerk*
He's socially awkward, not incredibly bright, stares, and wanders off at inopportune times. I get him 3+ days a week. He needs babysitting. We were operating at zero last summer in terms of staff. Like, the bare minimum we could get away with. This summer we will be working at less than zero, because we survived last summer, obviously we can work harder. I really do not have time to entertain the owner's spoiled adultolescent.
But, anyway. That's not the funny bit. I'm bringing the humor this morning because I'm at work an hour and a half early.
Head maintenance engineer is telling a joke. His jokes are never particularly funny, even when they're not racist or sexist.
A little dirty, but nothing too horrifying...
The joke:
A woman hears news that her grandfather has died at the age of 95. She is understandably upset, and goes to visit her grandmother to find out what happened. Her grandmother tells her that he had a heart attack while they were having sex.
The woman says, "Grandma! You're in your 90's, you shouldn't have been having sex!"
Grandma says, "No, it was fine. We had sex every Sunday to the sound of the church bells. We'd keep rhythm with the bells so it was slow and easy. Everything would have been fine if that damn icecream truck hadn't come by."
...
Groanworthy, right? Not all that funny?
The Intern's reaction: "Oh my god, he got run over!?"
OHMYGODHEGOTRUNOVER. *snerk*
