Starting the Morning with a Bang

[lullabelle]

Just navigated my fourth guest heart attack. I think I'm bad luck. The EMT told me she was doing well, though, so fingers crossed...

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[azn-jack-fiend.livejournal.com]

Yikes!

I used to know this guy who worked at a Holiday Inn in Miami and he'd tell me all kinds of crazy stories. He got robbed once.

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That's why I like working the morning shift -- greatly decreases chances of getting robbed. I think my favorite was the time I was working the overnight and I caught a guy peeing in the ice machine because he couldn't get into his room...

[azn-jack-fiend.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he used to work the graveyard shift. And OMG that's DISGUSTING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS I THOUGHT YOU MEANT GUESTS IN YOUR HOUSE.

I WAS LIKE, "JESUS, LULU, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FEEDING PEOPLE AT YOUR HOUSE? SALT LICKS?"

I FEEL BETTER KNOWING YOU ARE NOT A BLACK WIDOW.

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Fuck salt licks. Bacon fat and mayo.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm.

Mmmmmmmm.

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